You know how sometimes, you’re walking down the street minding your own business, and you suddenly start to get the feeling that people are staring at you? And you check to make sure your shoes match, your bra isn’t exposed, and your skirt isn’t tucked into your underwear, and you can’t figure out if you’re just paranoid or there really is some reason that people are staring at you?

It might be because you’re wearing sunglasses that look like this. And you haven’t noticed any oddness, except that some people are looking at you funny, but that might just be your imagination, and so you continue to walk blithely down the sidewalk until you run into someone you know also on their way back to work after lunch, who says to you “new fashion statement?” and you have no idea what they are talking about until they actually gesture and point at your sunglasses, at which point you take them off your face and look at them blankly, until it sinks in. And then you realize that over lunch you have been to the post office, the library, and stopped in for ice cream, and you can’t remember if you removed your sunglasses for any of those stops, and you have no idea how long they’ve been like that, and you start to feel like the biggest dork who ever dorked.

Not that I would know from personal experience, or anything.